*(Verse 1)*
Woke up this morning, felt like a whirlwind,
Coffee in one hand, as I try to pretend,
Keys and phone, they've gone again,
Hiding in places beyond my ken.
*(Chorus)*
Where did I leave my keys, oh where could they be?
Is my phone under the couch or in the laundry?
Searching high and low, but they hide from me,
Another day begins with this endless mystery!
*(Verse 2)*
Jacket on in a hurry, mind racing with dread,
Did I leave them in the fridge, right next to the bread?
Last night's memory's fading like the dark to light,
Keys and phone, playing hide-and-seek, a sly night!
*(Bridge)*
Under cushions, in my shoes, behind the TV,
Every nook, every cranny, still can’t see,
Friends call me up, say track ‘em with tech,
But my battery’s dead, ah, what the heck!
*(Chorus)*
Where did I leave my keys, oh where could they be?
Is my phone under the couch or in the laundry?
Searching high and low, but they hide from me,
Another day begins with this endless mystery!
*(Outro)*
Found 'em in my pocket, oh sweet relief,
Until tomorrow's quest, I'll rest in brief,
Keys and phone, don't wander off please,
Til we meet again on this journey of ease.